SPAZMATICS

Special Dedication

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:08:00 +0000

A special dedication from our friend Bryan who is currently serving in Iraq.
Say hello to my little friend! (GBU-38 v.4 with MK-82 warhead)
Thanks Bryan, can't wait to see you in December!

Myron meets DEVO!

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:48:00 +0000

"My final DE-Evolution has been achieved." Today Myron got to meet his American Idols Mark Mothersbaugh and Gerry Casale.

IBIZA: End of Summer Music Festival

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:27:00 +0000

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 21 1pm - 10pm
Ibiza is The End of Summer Music Festival. It's going to be at Whiskey Island / Wendy Park

This is going to be one heck of a Cleveland Blowout and we would love to see you there. There will be live bands and DJ's all day long. Here is a list of scheduled artists:
US! (The Spazmatics)
Carlos Jones
Bloodshot
Ryan West
Jack Ruby
Rob Riddum
Raydius
DJ Dan Stark
DJ ShortBus
DJ Jon Swink
Breeze & Miss Pat
Evan Evolution
Derek Armstrong
Greg Zorn
Random Seed
Jason Allen
Evasion & MC Infinity
Justin Hartman (Cloud 9)

There will also be a 125CC Dirt Bike Giveaway.

Click Here for Tickets

VIP (Very Important Pencil-necks)

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:55:00 +0000

Clevelands Sexiest band introduces an all time Sexy Show! Teaming up with the Ultra classy Adult entertainment club the Crazy Horse, The Spazmatics will perform their high energy show with the choreogroghy of the Crazy Horse dancers live on two stages at the same time. Not since the hit show "Solid Gold" in the early 80's has this been done! Thursday July 10th will be the night and there will be two shows! One at 10pm and Midnight. This will be the music event of the summer! Don't forget it will also be the 15yr Anniversary of the Bedford Hts Crazy Horse location! The club will debut their brand new VIP rooms and Main room designs. The VIP party starts at 6pm. Please don't miss this special event! Only the Spazmatics can pull this one off!!!!!!

More Great Stuff

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:48:00 +0000

Great Stuff

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 03:46:00 +0000

Bigfoot News

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:55:00 +0000

Happy Valentines Day

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:09:00 +0000

Our Valentine Gift to You!
Here is our very first promotional photo. We haven't aged a bit!
Love,
Davy, Neil, Myron and Winston

I love this show!

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:14:00 +0000

THRILLER with better lyrics!

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:01:00 +0000

Read about the guy that started it all!

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:49:00 +0000

Read about Toby Radloff, one of Cleveland's most amazing people in this week's Free Times. And if anyone knows Toby personally, please invite him to a show!

Metal Shop meets Being John Makovich meets Motorhead meets Barbie

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:20:00 +0000

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:32:00 +0000

Our Christmas Present to You! Merry Christmas! Click Here for some serious Holiday Cheer!

Take a break from Christmas shopping and METAL SHOP

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:41:00 +0000

Metal Shop will be appearing at the SLY FOX in North Olmsted on Saturday, December 8th.
A memorial service for the late great original Bang Your Head-er, Kevin DuBrow is scheduled. So Cum On!

Winston's Brother Makes it Big-Time!

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 14:50:00 +0000

Congratulations Gregorius!

Do Something Fun This Summer

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 22:03:00 +0000

Wednesday, August 29 is another chance to hear Davy sing the national anthem at Jacobs Field. Get your tickets and see history in the making along with the Indians and the Twins!

Join the Spazmatics for The Boneyard Anniversary Party

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:01:00 +0000

THIS THURSDAY, AUGUST 16th. You all need to go to Boneyardusa.com to get an invite.
Sign up, get the special link, and print out your personal invitation.
Get there early because the party starts at 7pm. Free drinks, appetizers, games as well as giveaways and of course the sexiest band in the Universe. (that would be us!)
Don't miss the party!

These Guys Wanna Kick Our Keisters

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:27:00 +0000

Metal Shop will be appearing at the SLY FOX in North Olmsted on Saturday, August 11.
But please be warned, this show is not for the faint hearted. There will be more heavy metal guitar mayhem and high pitched screaching than last years Yngwie Malmsteen Annual Hot Dog Eating and Cat Skinning Extravaganza.
These guys use every Heavy Metal Cliche known to exist, and they may make up some new ones along the way as well.
So go to the Sly Fox at your own risk.

New Spazmobile?

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 18:18:00 +0000

glumbert.com - Kinetic Sculpture

Paranoid?

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:27:00 +0000

NERD-SPANGLED-BANNER

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 21:08:00 +0000

Our beloved super-star-singer is doing it again! He's been asked to sing the National Anthem for the Cleveland Indians! Davey will be performing his tribute to our awesome country Thursday, July 26 when the Tribe take on the Boston Red Sox. AND as if that wasn't enough (and he doesn't screw-up) he will do it once again on Wednesday, August 29.
So please rise and sing along with the sweet sounds of Davey Horowitz.

Here is Kazakhstan's National Anthem:

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

MANIAC magazine

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:59:00 +0000

Check out the newest issue of MANIAC magazine. Available at many locations including Giant Eagle, Eckerds, Boarders, Barnes and Nobel, and Joseph Beth Books, and Heinens.
Thus proving that we are "The Sexiest Band in Cleveland"

Synth Boy Rocks

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:17:00 +0000

Pure Inspiration

I've watched this over and over and over and it gets better and better EVERYTIME! Eat that Robotic Marmasett!

Beautiful Music for You

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:07:00 +0000

Beautiful Music

Thank goodness for YouTube. Now we can share some culture with our audiences! Enjoy!

Don't Copy That Floppy

noreply@blogger.com (The Spazmatics) — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 00:22:00 +0000

Don't Copy That Floppy

Take some good advice and listen to our favorite Music Video/Propaganda Tool ever created!